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Unknown Seas Inventory
KEEPING
❥ The Head-Turner - An outfit for those with a taste for teal.
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” (x2) - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Bathrobe (x2) - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
❥ Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
❥ BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
❥ Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
❥ Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
❥ Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
❥ ITEM -
TRADING
❥ Romanian Guidebook - A tourist's guidebook to Romania. It would be completely normal if the maps weren't drawn on...and that weird list of crossed off people's names stuck in it.
❥ Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
❥ Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
❥ BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
❥ ITEM -
USED
❥ Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (eaten)
❥ Donut (x2) - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food. (eaten)
❥ Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (consumed)
❥ A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (consumed)
❥ Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. (eaten)
❥ Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (eaten)
❥ ITEM -
❥ The Head-Turner - An outfit for those with a taste for teal.
❥ “Extra-Large Spice Grinder” (x2) - It’s. It’s just a full-on Medieval-style mace.
❥ Shovel - A normal shovel. For digging. You know, with all the dirt you have access to.
❥ Bathrobe (x2) - A cheap deep red bathrobe, for when you want to look classy in your study but you just aren’t the kind of person with money for things like “a study” or “books” or “quality fabric.”
❥ Waterfall Poster - A full-size wall poster with a beautiful photo of Victoria Falls, the largest waterfall in the world. If you’re not into Rita Hayworth, this might be a useful tool to help you break out of here.
❥ The Dreaded Knarrevik - An IKEA-branded nightstand! Comes unassembled in-box with the instructions missing. Good luck!
❥ BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
❥ Blobfish Kigurumi - No one asked for this. No one needed to bring this into the world.
❥ Hot Sauce - A bottle of very strong hot sauce! Use at your own risk!
❥ Marionette - An intricate and complex puppet that either looks creepy or cool, depending on your point of view. Surprisingly fun to mix and match with each other!
❥ Charlie Pants - A doll of a just wildly creepy-looking clown.
❥ Corkboard - A small bulletin board with some pins stuck into it! Perfect for making intricate displays about how everything’s connected, or about non-existent workers in the building you work at.
❥ ITEM -
TRADING
❥ Romanian Guidebook - A tourist's guidebook to Romania. It would be completely normal if the maps weren't drawn on...and that weird list of crossed off people's names stuck in it.
❥ Monopoly - An obscure version of Monopoly based on a cartoon you’ve never heard of called “The Rocket Kids.” But hey, it’s still Monopoly, everyone’s favorite game for building closer bonds with your friends and family!
❥ Action Figure - A classic action figure of… well he has muscles and a sword? You don’t recognize him, but he feels like at least five to ten cartoon protagonists from a certain time period.
❥ Weirdly Specific T-Shirt - Hang on, how many people does this actually apply to? Also it’s like size XXXL.
❥ BBQ Sauce - A bottle of… barbeque sauce. Might be cool if you had, like, a barbeque!
❥ ITEM -
USED
❥ Box of Chocolates - Wow, it’s just like life! Careful not to grab the one that just kinda tastes like it’s full of shampoo. (eaten)
❥ Donut (x2) - These donuts are great! Jelly-filled are my favorite! Which is to say yes, this is a single jelly-filled donut. It doesn’t even look suspiciously like any other kind of food. (eaten)
❥ Water Bottle - A bottle of delicious spring water. Refreshing! (consumed)
❥ A Cool Refreshing Beverage - Nice! (consumed)
❥ Mango - A relatively high-quality mango, which might be surprising the longer into this whole thing you get one out of the machine. You could make a religion out of this. (eaten)
❥ Gummy Fish - A ziploc bag of red fish-shaped candy. Actually pretty good, if you like that sort of thing! (eaten)
❥ ITEM -